When Scheiße hits the fan, pop open your Scheiße umbrella and enjoy life in the shade. Scheiße storms are only as brutal as you allow them. Bear down, buck up, and let Mother Nature do her dirty work, whilst you remain clean.
Perhaps that’s a joke. But not only. It holds merit applicable to life, truly. When burdens or negativity come your way, find a way to find shade. You can! Dig deep!
Deep down through the Scheiße heap lies gold.