Jokes proceed from….. HERE:
- Why is a gnome from the big city always on beat? The gnome is known to be a metronome.
- If you get a tattoo on both breasts is that a “tittwo”?
- You should never have your eye on something; it might get infected.
- Getting kicked in the face is like facing defeet.
- Due to his “Can do it!” attitude, what shape conduit did the electrician install to inspire others? “U-conduit”. He reasoned: there’s nothing to it but conduit… He’s unemployed now.
- Did you know tarantulas are effectively blind? I guess all those eyes are just for looks.
The Broad Spectrum Life 