Yolks for Folks:

Jokes proceed from….. HERE:

  • Why is a gnome from the big city always on beat? The gnome is known to be a metronome.
  • If you get a tattoo on both breasts is that a “tittwo”?
  • You should never have your eye on something; it might get infected.
  • Getting kicked in the face is like facing defeet.
  • Due to his “Can do it!” attitude, what shape conduit did the electrician install to inspire others? “U-conduit”. He reasoned: there’s nothing to it but conduit… He’s unemployed now.
  • Did you know tarantulas are effectively blind? I guess all those eyes are just for looks.

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