Kitter McKitterstein Dynamics

A kitten in motion will remain in motion until acted by an outside yarnball.

The energy inherent to the yarnball will cutely transfer it’s force to the motion of the ambient kitten such that the forces contribute towards hyper-cutetivity. From here, theory collapses and we speculate super-cute membranes form which are allowed equilibrium via the kitten-type cute dimension; which is what we perceive from our human perspective as a cute kitty.

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